Lost in the woods as a small child, Mark was
raised by wolves. After many years of
intensive therapy, the wolves have finally
Mark has never been abducted by aliens.
But if he had been, he would lie about it.
Come to think of it, how do you know that
Mark isn't an alien? And why does
he keep talking about himself in the third
Two atoms were walking down the street.
Suddenly, one atom turns to the other and
says, "Hey, someone stole one of my
To which the second atom responds, "Are you
The first atom replies, "Yes, I'm
Get it? "I'm positive!"?
See, in a process called ionization, when
two dissimilar materials are... oh, never
mind. I recognize that glassy-eyed
stare from when I try to explain something
to my kids.
Alien or not, Mark tries to be like that
ionized atom - positive! And he's
positive that if you click
here, you will find
something you like.